I’ve been having an ongoing dispute with my wife about how cute our daughter is. She insists that I am asking biased questions when I try to get opinions on how she compares to other babies. Well, this past week, I went to make a reservation at a local Chinese restaurant that we frequent, and this is the conversation that ensued:

Me: Hi, I’d like to make a reservation for six adults and one baby.

Restaurant: What time?

Me: 6:30pm.

Restaurant: That’s six adults and one baby?

Me: Yep!

Restaurant: Is it the cutest baby in the world?

Me: Yep! =)

So take that, wife!